vending machine

At the hospital sometimes I feel like a spiritual vending machine.

You need a Bible – select 1

Prayer – select 2

Initial visit – select 3

Financial help with prescriptions – select 4

Patience while I listen to you complain  - select 5

Company in the trauma bay family waiting area – select 6

Hug while you weep – select 7

Guidance in the death process  - select 8

For any complaints about the performance of this machine please call 250-2000.

(quit pushing my buttons!)

If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be given you.  John 15:7